Dear diary;
Today I made a picture, with flamingos in. It is colourful, not unlike the noble flamingo. The flamingo is a pink creature, with legs that stretch forever, not unlike the human imagination, which is pink and stretches on forever. If I had a flamingo, I would cherish it; I would nurture that flamingo, and teach it English, and then teach it Spanish, and then teach it Mandarin. We would then sit in class and pass notes, about how awesome it is to be a flamingo.

I am not a flamingo, diary.


But one day, I will be.